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You know you're a nerd when:
1. In order to get its attention, you have to turn them on.
2. It has a lot of data but is still clueless.
3. It is supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time it IS the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to it, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
5. No one but you understands its internal logic.
6. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else accept you.
7. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
8. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Special Thanks to Tanja Markwart and Lunch Break Commics.

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