Needless to say, we are far to spoiled in our house for our own good.
Being late again to work has got to worth something. Although, how may blasted hints does it take for the wife to unintelligibly and inaudibly utter the words that she want your entire breakfast, exclusively meant for just your diet, simply because she wants cookies and cream for breakfast?!
The answer is quite simple: Go get her some generic stuff for her own! And before you know it, you have you time back to read the news paper. And honey, don’t worry about it being public knowledge. No one else reads about this kind of stuff.